Please order food and drinks from the bar.
Drinks
Bubbles
- ⟡ La Dive Orange/Rosé Pet-Nat, Willamette Valley, Or $14
- ⟡ La Dive brut Cava, catalonia, spain $9
- ⟡ Charles Orban, Champagne, France $22
Rosé
- ⟡ Rezabal Txakoli rosé, Basque Region, Spain $13
- ⟡ Ziniel ‘Zini’ Rosé, burgenland, austria $14
white
- ⟡ sohu graševina, croatia $14
- ⟡ Terra Vita Vinum ‘Large Soif!’, France $15
Orange
- ⟡ garage wine ‘casa del titere,’ spain $15
- ⟡ la dive orange, friuli, italy $14
Red
- ⟡ La Dive Red, Veneto, Italy $12
- ⟡ Fairy Bread Pinot Noir, Nelson, New Zealand $14
- ⟡ Alveare Cabernet Sauvignon, Yakima Valley, Wa $14
- ⟡ Cantina Puianello Ancestrale (dry, chilled) lambrusco, Emilia, Italy $15
Long Day Home Pour
- ⟡ Long Day Home Pour (red, white, rosé or orange wine filled to the brim) $16
- ⟡ Extra big Pour with collectible La Dive Cup $23
Cocktails
- ⟡ your ex who lives in williamsburg slushie (Bourbon, honey, lemon, red wine) $13
- ⟡ pumpkin spice espresso martini slushie (vodka, coffee, vanilla, pumpkin spice, evaporated milk) $13
- ⟡ jack rose slushie (laird’s applejack brandy, lemon, lime, grenadine, peychaud’s bitters) $13
- ⟡ extremely cold gin or vodka martini $13
- ⟡ extremely cold msg martini (vodka, carpano vermouth, msg olive brine…inspired by bonnie's in brooklyn) $13
- ⟡ extremely cold Manhattan $13
- ⟡ extremely cold Negroni $13
- ⟡ extremely cold hanky panky (gin, carpano sweet vermouth, fernet) $13
Chambongs!
- ⟡ with la dive brut cava $9
- ⟡ with champagne $22
- ⟡ rotating jell-o shots! $4
Beer, etc
- ⟡ bizarre ‘lane thirteen’ American Cellar Pilsner (draft) $8
- ⟡ Stoup ‘citra’ ipa (draft) $8
- ⟡ Holy Mountain ‘the white lodge’ wit ale (16 oz) $9
- ⟡ stoup northwest red ale (16 oz) $9
- ⟡ urban family ‘shadow spire’ oatmeal stout (16 oz) $9
- ⟡ urban family guava sour ale (12 oz) $9
- ⟡ rainier tall boy (16 oz) $6
- ⟡ Modelito (7 oz. Modelo) $5
- ⟡ yonder cider (dry, 16 oz) $9
- ⟡ finn river fir tip and ginger cider (semi-sweet, 500 ml) $15
- ⟡ Sprezza Bianco or Rosso $8
- ⟡ Soto Sake Cup $9
- ⟡ chika sake (with collectable cup!) $9
- ⟡ white claw (rotating flavors, bartender’s choice) $7
N/A
- ⟡ St. Agrestis Phony Negroni (N/A) $8
- ⟡ Suze tonic 0% alcohol dry cocktail $8
- ⟡ Athletic Brewing N/A belgian-style wit beer $6
- ⟡ Saint Aniol mineral Water (still or sparkling) $7
- ⟡ something and nothing subtly infused soda (cucumber or yuzu) $7
- ⟡ rachel’s ginger beer $11
- ⟡ Red Bull (original or sugar free) $5
- ⟡ bottled mexican Fanta $3
Please order food and drinks from the bar.
Food
sun-thurs 3pm-10pm
fri-sat 3pm-11pm
see 'late night' for after hours snacks
Snacks
- ⟡ fish snacks! (Cheddar goldfish crackers, brown butter, furikake) (vegetarian, contains seaseme, dairy) $3
- ⟡ warm marinated olives (vegan, GF) $6
- ⟡ marinated pickled cucumbers (vegan, gf) $6
- ⟡ Baguette with butter or olive oil (vegetarian, vegan available) $5
- ⟡ deviled eggs (2 pc) with lao gan ma chili crisp (vegetarian, gf) $6
- ⟡ tinned fish (rotating) with crackers $10
- ⟡ Herbs d’ provence popcorn (contains dairy) $4
- ⟡ Gournay cheese with crackers (vegetarian) Half $9 / whole $16
- ⟡ salami calabrese with pickled raisins and crackers $12
- ⟡ Pickled Jojos with Okonomiyaki Mayo $8
- ⟡ Miso Glazed brussel sprouts, Okonomiyaki sauce, bonito flakes (contains dairy and fish) $14
- ⟡ lavash quesadilla, smoked cheese, spicy carrot relish (vegetarian) $13
Mains
- ⟡ cheese pizza pita $11
- ⟡ pizza pita with salami $13
- ⟡ Potato Gnocchi with pancetta, sage brown butter, oyster mushrooms, water chestnuts $18
- ⟡ Bucatini, swiss chard, pickled raisins and peppers, pumpkin seeds, white wine sauce (contains dairy) $16
late night snacks
sun-thurs 10pm-12am
fri-sat 11pm-1am
- ⟡ tim’s chips (assorted flavors) $3
- ⟡ fish snacks! (Cheddar goldfish crackers, brown butter, furikake) (vegetarian, contains seaseme, dairy) $3
- ⟡ warm marinated olives (vegan, GF) $6
- ⟡ Herbs d’ provence popcorn (contains dairy) $4
- ⟡ Gournay cheese with crackers (vegetarian) Half $9 / whole $16
- ⟡ tinned fish (rotating) with crackers $10
- ⟡ lavash quesadilla, smoked cheese, spicy carrot relish (vegetarian) $13
Bottle list
sparkling
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l’Archetipo Marasco Brut Nature ... $42
Salento, ItalyThis fun sparkling is alive and has bubbles a little stronger than a traditional pet nat has and is bursting with flavor. You’ve heard of biodynamic farming but have you heard of Synergistic farming? I didn’t before having the l‘Archetipo wines for the first time. It’s a lot to explain but it involves a kind of farming that uses crop rotation to limit intervention and preserve the land. On top of being ‘synergistic’, it’s a delicious caramel colored bubbles with notes of red apple (the kind snow white likes before it got poisoned), balsamic vinegar, sourdough bread crust, and a hint of cardamom. Order some light apps, invite over your cutest neighbors, and see if you can have some synergy of your own.
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La Dive Petnat (new vintage!) ... $35
Willamette Valley, OrYum! Very dry bubbly with root vegetables, popcorn kernels, and a strawberry nose that finishes very savory. You'll love it!
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Domaine des Ronces Sparkling... $52
Jura, FranceThese bubbles are pretty badass and in a blind tasting I could swear this wine is a real Champagne (from the Champagne version of France). It’s just so delicate while being bougie at the same time with notes of plain croissant, grilled potato skin, green apple, new granite table top, peach skin on sourdough bread, and a hint of lemon ricotta. I say put on your most expensive outfit, all your jewelry, and invite your friends over to pop this baby open and cheers to the good life.
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Lares sparkling ‘Chimera’ ... $48
Carlton, OregonYou might remember ‘chimera’ as the Greek mythological character that breathed fire and had a goat’s body, and a serpent's tail. Going along with its name, this wine is a whole new beast! This fun pet-nat makes me nostalgic for New Years as it reminds me of what you wanted Martinelli’s apple cider to be growing up (and by that I mean it has alcohol in it). With notes of tofu, macintosh apple, flintstones vitamins, and bright acid you’ll easily drink more than one glass! It seems strange for a wine to remind you of being a kid but actually that’s perfect because kids act like drunk people anyway- or drunk people act like kids - however you want to see it.
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Elbling Sekt ‘Hild’ ... $42
Mosel, GermanyAn interesting thing about Germany and Austria is that they have a bunch of grape varieties (see what I did there?) that are unfamiliar to most. I mean, you're probably SUPER familiar with Grauburgunder but I’m not! At the end of the day, all you need to know is that this wine is delicious and ready for you to enjoy! This flavorful bubbly has notes of limestone, tropical fruit, white flowers, and wet chalk board. Do what I did and pop it open to celebrate something great with loved ones while you try not to talk about politics at all!
white
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La Dive White Wine... $36
Columbia Valley, WaThis is our new signature white and it's absolutely delicious! This dry Gruner has nots of ripe peach, limestone, with an oily lemon finish. It's almost dangerous how easy drinking this wine is... Everything you want and need!
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Libertine Wines 'The Void’ ... $60
Willamette Valley, OregonAs you raise the glass the mind envisions a rushing glacial creek freshly renewed from melting high altitude snowpack. The mouth is consumed by fleshy peach and crisp Bosc pear skin. All of this culminates in a pleasantly sharp finish.
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libertine wines grandma's gris... $45
willamette valley, orA note from one of Libertine’s interns, Aaron Kimmel, about the label art on this bottle: “I remember being a kid running through my Grandmother’s garden in Ballard. She grew vegetables and all kinds of flowers. She loved to do watercolor studies of flowers in her garden. I inherited her sketchbook after she passed and this was one of the only painted pieces. I think it might be one of her last. She was also known to enjoy steamed clams with a glass of pinot gris.” Cheers to Grandma Jacquie!
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Limited Addition Arnies ... $55
Willamette Valley, OrThis lovely white wine is like me after Crossfit: it’s very aromatic but actually pretty lean! With lovely notes of white flowers, lemon chiffon pie, tahitian vanilla, contact solution, with a bright and light lemon peel palate it at least smells better than I do after working out - or realistically probably better than I smell any of the time. Anyway, if you want a white wine that you can smell, taste and think about or just enjoy absentmindedly then this is the wine for you!
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Domaine Fabien Trosset ‘Le Roc’... $48
Savoie, FranceDeep in the French alps bordering Switzerland you’ll find incredible wineries that are known for dynamic and aromatic white wines. This still white wine is no exception with notes of peonies, cocoa butter, a brand new inflatable pool, limestone, a hint of green pepper, nectarine and a lively tangerine finish! This awesome French gem is as smooth and elegant as a designer silk dress. This wine makes me want to make love on a bear skin rug and eat raclette off my lover’s body before we take this wine to shower and then eventually drink it in a hot tub!
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Unico Zelo ‘Alluvium’ ... $58
Savoie, FranceThe grape vines for this wine grow in Alluvial soil which is fine-grained fertile soil deposited by water flowing over floodplains or in riverbed sand. That river and stone land really comes through in the flavors of this wine! It has a strong warm mineral water aroma that blows off fast and gives in to notes of shellfish farms, white flowers, limestone cliffs, quince, a little sea salt in the finish. I'm obsessed with this wine!
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ovum ‘gorge sound’... $68
columbia gorge, oregoncomplex and sophisticated, notes of salt water, contact solution, candied ginger, green tea, lemon pith
skin contact
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Azimut Orange Wine brisat ... $50
Penedés, SpainIt’s orange all right! We had a previous vintage of this wine many wine clubs ago (a period of measurement I’ve created). This orange wine is lighter in color than its predecessor but packs just as much of a punch. With notes of white flowers, rubber cement, hot dog bun, and a tart lemon juice finish. It’ll fill your nose up with flavors while having enough acid on the palate to keep you begging for more!
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Earl Paulhiac Thierry and Isabelle “bise” orange... $52
Loire Valley, FranceThis Natty orange brings it! It is an absolutely delicious and food friendly orange with notes of papaya, flint, slightly burnt sourdough, green mango skin, and meat brine. Trust me, your palate is about to experience true joy. Plus, the label has two birds kissing intimately which reminds me of the special experience I had two years ago where I hooked up with a certain costumed ‘actor’ after a taping of Sesame Street…. truly wonderful!
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La Dive Orange... $34
Friuli, ItalyA nose of gasoline, Florida oranges, being in Miami Beach with sunscreen in a thong, and subtle white flower notes. Has a palate of unsweetened dark chocolate with sea salt and burnt orange rind.
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Coquette Cabernet Franc Rosabien Jouves ‘A Table!!!’ Rosé... $45
Saumur, FranceYou might think a rosé is a strange choice as we move towards winter but wait till you try this bad boy. I absolutely LOVE how flavorful it is. You would think because it’s a cabernet franc rosé that it would be dark in color like the Cabernet Franc grape but it has an extremely delicate light pink color. Also, it is slightly effervescent. It will fill your month with flavor! The palate journey begins with bubble gum, raspberry goat cheese yogurt, and a hint of hot closeted quarterback jockstrap. But wait! It becomes WAY more savory as it opens up. After 15 minutes you’ll experience sophisticated green notes (wet green leaves, green peppers) and it has a full mouth feel while still having perfectly balanced acid.
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jp. bourgeois Freak of Nature Rosé ... $46
La Mancha, SpainThe ‘freak of nature’ also prides itself on its unfiltered-ness (new word) and says “shake” all over the bottle. Chill it, shake it like a polaroid picture (thank you Outkast), and enjoy the notes of strawberry yogurt, beach blanket, grapefruit and a fruity and playful finish making this the perfect rosé to replace a meal with in a pinch!
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red
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Terenzuola Vermentino Nero... $48
Tuscany, ItalyYou’ve never had a RED Vermentino, have you? Well, maybe YOU have, but I hadn't until I tried this wine and, let me tell you, it’s a rare find (Vermentino are usually white wines) but accessible at the same time! This light-bodied red has notes of dusty plum, twirlers, leather, and dried green herbs. Even better, it is extremely versatile whether you choose to enjoy it at room temperature or slightly chilled. This wine is like finding a two dollar bill while you're having a threesome on a ferris wheel - it seems unusual but somehow it feels sooooo right
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Domaine de L’R ‘Le Canal Des Grands Pièces’... $50
Chinon, FranceThis a yummy Cab Franc with the balls of winter but the sexual seduction of a spring lass! Your senses will be filled with violets, wet gravel, blackberry yogurt, weed stems, light sweet green pepper with a finish that is soft and pretty - completing the seduction.
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Res Fortes 'Merlot Madness' ... $48
Languedoc, Francethis beautiful French merlot is elegant and restrained. Merlot got a bad reputation, probably because of the movie 'Sideways'? People are always saying "I don't like Merlot because it's basic" and I want to say "that's the joke in the movie, the prized bottle that means so much to the protagonist IS MERLOT! That's the whole point!" Wine nerds love Merlot and if you want a subtle and not overdone red, this wine is for you. It's savory with notes of wet dirt, bergamot, raspberry bush, blackberry bush leaves, and a hint of rubber ducky with a dry and food friendly finish. Side note: it was described by one of my co-workers as "Catholic church wine if it church wine tasted REALLY good." Do with that what you will!
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Azienda Vitivinicola Cardedu ‘Astili’ (chilled red) ... $48
Sardinia, ItalyThis is a classic and yummy red that you will love to love! It has those famous Italian wine flavors and smells like Twizzlers, wet forest earth, ripe red cherry with mud coating, and has a palette of black licorice, and red fruit with food friendly acid that keeps the wine lively. It’ll make you want to invent a teleportation machine to sit in a high end Sardinian bistro over the beach and have a leisurely dinner. And take me with you!
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Tenuta migliavacca barbara... $45
monferrato, italyclassic but still natty barbara has notes of dusty cherry, forest floor, dried green herbs and a hint of tangerine in the finish. this is wine that's begging for pasta and to raise a glass to my friends- like me after a run. a marathon! This wine is easy to love so if you know you want a red wine but don't know which, this will be your winner.
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Château de la Selve ‘Petit Selve’ ... $48
Rhône, FranceFun classic style french red with notes of blueberries, raspberries, sweet red peppers, and cracked pink peppercorn, spicy finish. Easy and great with food!
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Louis Maurer 'Pinot Noir' ... $52
Alsace, FranceVery pinot noir with notes of dusty dirty road, plum bark, hint of smoky beef jerky and bubble gum mixed with new denim. Also, it has a very zippy light bodied cranberry finish that would give your teeth 'sweaters' if you know what I mean!
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Quaresimo 'la collina', Dry lambrusco... $42
Emilia, ItalyThis bone dry Lambrusco has notes of dried green herbs, coca-cola, raspberry, and a hint of fresh mint. It's bubbly, red, cold, and ready for you to enjoy!
Merch
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