Please order food and drinks from the bar.
Drinks
Bubbles
- ⟡ La Dive Dry Cava, Spain 9
- ⟡ D’Armanville Brut, Champagne, France 23
- ⟡ La Dive Orange/Rosé Pet-Nat, Willamette Valley, Or 14
Rosé
- ⟡ Andreas Ziniel ‘Zini’, Burgenland, Austria 14
- ⟡ La Dive Rosé, Wahluke Slope, Wa 13
white
- ⟡ Laras ‘between the moon and mars’, Willamette Valley, Or 16
- ⟡ La Bicicleta Voladora, Rioja, Spain 14
Orange
- ⟡ Statera ‘Cutis’ Chardonnay, Willamette Valley, Or. $15
- ⟡ Wonderwerks ‘Big Orange’, Ca 14
Red
- ⟡ Simon Busser ‘À Bras Le Cot’ Malbec, Cahors, France 15
- ⟡ haarmeyer ‘st. rey’ zinfandel, west sacramento, ca 14
- ⟡ Alveare Cabernet Sauvignon, Yakima Valley, Wa 14
- ⟡ Laras ‘Certius Dominus Mortis’, Red Mountain, Wa (chilled Red) 15
Long Day Home Pour
- ⟡ Long Day Home Pour (red, white, rosé or orange wine filled to the brim) 17
- ⟡ Extra big Pour with collectible La Dive Cup 23
Cocktails
- ▽▽ extremely cold cocktails! ▽▽
- ⟡ gin or vodka martini 14
- make it a SWAMP martini (xtra dirty with olives, pickles, and pepper) for $1!
- ⟡ MARTINI LONG DAY HOME POUR: Extremely Cold served on Ice- but LOTS of MARTINI!! (Gin or Vodka) 19
- ⟡ Manhattan 14
- ⟡ Negroni 14
- ⟡hanky panky (gin, carpano sweet vermouth, fernet) 14
- ⟡ Tito’s martini 15
- ⟡Hendrick’s Martini 16
- ▽▽▽▽▽ slushies! ▽▽▽▽▽
- ⟡ slushie: Cowgurl Coffee(four roses, buffalo trace bourbon cream,borghetti,coffee) 15
- ⟡ slushie: cupid smash (Hendrick’s gin, Sharra’s strawberry mint shrub, triple, lemon) 15
- ⟡ slushie: Sugar plum fairy (rum, plum Liquour, Vino Verde, grapefruit, simple, lime) 14
- ⟡Slushie: Rosemary Lemonade with Sharra’s Shrubs! N/A (you can add booze!) 12
Chambongs!
- ⟡ with La Dive cava 9
- ⟡ with champagne 22
- ▽▽▽▽▽ fun shots! ▽▽▽▽▽
- ⟡ pickle back! 10
- ⟡Mystery shot! Dealers choice of something exciting! 5
Beer, etc
- ⟡ bizarre ‘television people’ kolsch weisse (draft) 8
- ⟡ fast fashion “stoned & starving” hazy ipa (draft) 8
- ⟡ bizzare brewery “moonshake” gingerbread oatmeal stout 8
- ⟡ white claw (rotating flavors, bartender’s choice) 7
- ⟡ Fair Isle Brewing “cherry paulie” saison 8
- ⟡ Modelito (7 oz. Modelo) 5
- ⟡ Soto Sake Cup 9
- ⟡ Topo Chico Strawberry Guava Hard Seltzer 6
- ⟡ Holy Mountain ‘the white lodge’ wit ale 7
- ⟡ Son of Man ‘Beti’ Basque Style Cider (dry), Oregon 9
- ⟡ Schilling Winter Punch Cider 7
- ⟡ human people “piknik” alpine pilsner 8
- ⟡ Sprezza Bianco or Rosso 8
N/A
- ⟡ Athletic Brewing N/A beer (rotating) 6
- ⟡Holy Mountain Holy Water hopped seltzer 6
- ⟡ St. Agrestis Phony ‘Mezcal’ Negroni (N/A) 10
- ⟡ Red Bull (original, sugar free, or watermelon) 5
- ⟡ rachel’s ginger beer 11
- ⟡ bottled mexican Fanta 4
- ⟡ Jarritos Mineral Water 3
- ⟡ Saint Aniol still mineral Water (16.9 oz) 7
- ⟡Slushie: Rosemary Lemonade with Sharra’s Shrubs! N/A (you can add booze!) 12
Please order food and drinks from the bar.
Food
sun-thurs 3pm-10pm
fri-sat 3pm-11pm
see 'late night' for after hours snacks
Snacks
- ⟡ tinned fish (rotating) with crackers 13
- ⟡ Gournay cheese with crackers (vegetarian) Half 9 / whole 16
- ⟡ fish snacks! (Cheddar goldfish crackers, brown butter, furikake) (vegetarian, contains seaseme, dairy) 3
- ⟡ Baguette with butter or olive oil (vegetarian, vegan available) 5
- ⟡ deviled eggs (2 pc) with lao gan ma chili crisp (vegetarian, gf) 7
- ⟡ Herbs d’ provence popcorn (contains dairy) 4
- ⟡ salami calabrese with cipollini onions and crackers 15
- ⟡ warm marinated olives (vegan, GF) 6
Mains
- ⟡ lavash quesadilla, smoked cheese, spicy carrot relish (vegetarian) 15
- ⟡ fried butternut squash ravioli, tomato sauce, cipolini onions 15
- ⟡ cheese pizza pita 13
- ⟡ pizza pita with salami 15
- ⟡ Seattle Dawg (Cream cheese, caramelized onions, jalapeno sauerkraut, sriracha Dijon) 8
late night snacks
sun-thurs 10pm-12am
fri-sat 11pm-1am
- ⟡ warm marinated olives (vegan, GF) 6
- ⟡ tinned fish (rotating) with crackers 13
- ⟡ Gournay cheese with crackers (vegetarian) Half 9 / whole 16
- ⟡ deviled eggs (2 pc) with lao gan ma chili crisp (vegetarian, gf) 7
- ⟡ fish snacks! (Cheddar goldfish crackers, brown butter, furikake) (vegetarian, contains seaseme, dairy) 3
- ⟡ Herbs d’ provence popcorn (contains dairy) 4
Bottle list
sparkling
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Johan Vinyards Pet-Nat... $48
Willamette Valley, OregonJohan Vineyards is such a vibe and I love visiting them and I love their vineyard cats and how sweet the family is and everything about them! Johan has been making natural wine for along time but when the movement became popular they changed their labels up be less traditional and more artistic and then…BAM! Now people, after soooo long, are finally getting it! But, I digress, this fun rosé pet nat has notes of turnip, strawberry juice, canyon soil, potato skin, and that clean pet nat finish.
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La Dive Petnat (new vintage!) ... $35
Willamette Valley, OrYum! Very dry bubbly with root vegetables, popcorn kernels, and a strawberry nose that finishes very savory. You'll love it!
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San Lurins Sparkling Skin Contact ... $43
Venezia Giulia, ItalyWhat’s sparkling, flavorful, screams sexy-trouble and has a little skin contact to keep your attention. It's a burlesque show! Just kidding, it’s a sparkling wine from Italy. But it’s still fun! This round bubbly has notes of light fall spices - especially clove and cinnamon - and also has notes of apricot, white pear, and an ever so lightly sulfur tasting (this does not mean has sulfites) finish.
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Lares sparkling ‘Chimera’ ... $48
Carlton, OregonYou might remember ‘chimera’ as the Greek mythological character that breathed fire and had a goat’s body, and a serpent's tail. Going along with its name, this wine is a whole new beast! This fun pet-nat makes me nostalgic for New Years as it reminds me of what you wanted Martinelli’s apple cider to be growing up (and by that I mean it has alcohol in it). With notes of tofu, macintosh apple, flintstones vitamins, and bright acid you’ll easily drink more than one glass! It seems strange for a wine to remind you of being a kid but actually that’s perfect because kids act like drunk people anyway- or drunk people act like kids - however you want to see it.
white
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Chateau La Caussade Sauvignon ... $48
Bordeaux, FranceI love this wine and it's definitely a great versatile white for people who don’t want their natural wine to taste too crazy. Put on your pearls and your most expensive kaftan and tap in to your 65 year old rich b***h with this elegant white Bordeaux. With notes of limestone, citrus fruits, wet meadow, uncooked dandelion greens, and a hint of pear with a bright high acid finish, you’ll be able to drink this wine all day every day!
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Domaine Rolet Arbois ... $50
Jura. FranceDo you love sherry? I sure do! This wine is slightly oxidative in a way I’m obsessed with - the wine almost resembles skin contact wine except less bitter and more salty. It’s dark in color and is a wine for a wine nerd that wants to take their palate to the edge. This Chardonnay tastes, well, nothing like regular Chardonnay. It has flavors of olive brine, salty cheese, chestnut, ripe bosch pear, lemon creme and highly mineral finish.
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La Dive White Wine... $44
Columbia Valley, Waour crisp sex Gruner is back by popular demand! With notes of tea leaves, white pepper corns, early spring greens and a crisp finish this dry white is for fun, friendship, and easy drinking!
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Unico Zelo ‘Alluvium’ ... $58
Savoie, FranceThe grape vines for this wine grow in Alluvial soil which is fine-grained fertile soil deposited by water flowing over floodplains or in riverbed sand. That river and stone land really comes through in the flavors of this wine! It has a strong warm mineral water aroma that blows off fast and gives in to notes of shellfish farms, white flowers, limestone cliffs, quince, a little sea salt in the finish. I'm obsessed with this wine!
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Ram Cellars Grüner Veltliner ... $46
Willamette Valley, OrWant to love and support domestic dry Grüner? Want to support the natural wine practices of minimal intervention? Want to support trans woman wineries? (believe me y'all- unfortunately there are not many) If you do, you will LOVE this awesome lively white wine with notes of lemon-lime juice, wet volcanic ash, and hot woman in wet swimsuit after getting out of the ocean with a tart dry finish! Drink it and you'll be ready for wherever the day takes you!
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skin contact
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Blai & Blai skin contact (orange) Txakolina ... $44
Getariako Txakolina, SpainI love Txakolina! It’s made in the Basque region of Spain and has a very specific style, almost all the wines from that region are naturally fermented in way that leads to it being not fully bubbly but just slightly effervescent and, as much I’ve loved experiencing the few whites, rosés and red wines done in this style (at least the few we can get here in Seattle) it’s truly special to find an orange wine from this region here! Well, I found one, and I guarantee you’ll love it with notes of an elementary school fruit cup, wet pumice stone, mango skin, a hint of tea tree oil and a slightly grippy finish.
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Gilbert Cellars Orange ... $46
Columbia Valley, WASo new, so fresh that there isn't a description yet... but it's coming!
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EST. Pinot Sans Noir ... $45
Leland Vintard, OregonThis beautiful rosé of Pinot Noir will have you toasting to it all! This pretty rosé is has aromatic notes and flavors of watermelon rind, cucumber skin, unripe raspberries, wet pavement from a spring rain and a lovely dry finish.
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Osa Major Rosado ... $46
Sebastopol, CaSo fun! I met the owner/winemaker of this tiny winery last week and let me tell you, I just love her! Her wines are also delicious! This rosé very much looks like an orange but it's definitely a rosé and it’s flirty and delicious. Osa Major means “huge bear” in Latin and also the name of a constellation you can see from the vineyard. This wine burns bright as the stars in the sky with notes of raspberries, hibiscus, bramble bush, mango, with a dry but not overly acidic finish.
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red
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Cyril & Jean Mi ... $48
Languedoc, FranceThis fantastic red wine is as classic and elegant as Audry Hepburn while being as full bodied as I am after the holidays! You’ll enjoy how food friendly and winter appropriate this masterpiece smells of wet bark, blueberries, wet cement, jungle mud, and cranberry, a grippy finish. A great wine for those that like a natural wine that is reflective of the terroir without being too “weird’ or adventurous.
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Est wines Pinot Noir... $49
Willamette Valley, OregonThis lovely and lean pinot noir is breezy and easy to pair with a multitude of dishes. While being the least dramatic wine in the line up, sometimes we just need a wine that is as uncomplicated as a vacation trist and that’s as easy as convincing me to have nachos at midnight. It has the telltale signs of Pinot Noir with notes of plum, forest floor, tart cranberry, and a light finish.
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Aubert & Mathieu ‘Marie Antoinette’, ... $46
Corbières, FranceI don’t know why they named this wine the Marie Antoinette but maybe because it tastes fancy AF and will make you feel rich? I mean it’s very sophisticated, but unlike Marie Antointte it is dark in color and has a full body. It’s also fruity and savory all at once! It has notes of walnuts, raspberries, blackberries, fall tree branches and polished leather jacket. The famous Marie Antoinette quote “Let them eat cake” makes no sense for this wine so I’ll use another quote: “farewell my children, I no longer have tears for you” because this wine will make you forget your sorrows and sleep well! That’s what she meant, right? It’s hard to tell, people say crazy things before they are beheaded (so I’ve heard)
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Martha Stouman ‘Benchlands’ ... $52
North Coast, CaliforniaThis fun ed is like a perfect fall sweater purchase: It’s versatile, lightweight but interesting, and great to keep in your purse at all times! It’s full of fall flavors like, fall spice (especially clove) and tree bark mixed with some smells and flavors that remind you of summer such as raspberry and wet pavement. Best of all, it has a light finish with soft tannins that won’t hang on your palate too long - making you want more!
Merch
welcome to our merch - it’s small run and once it’s gone it’s gone!art by emily rae.
la dive tanks
$30
la dive sweatshirts
$60
la dive t-shirts (purple and cement)
$30
la dive candle - white sandalwood and smoke
(collab with spir candle company) $30
la dive wine bags
$20
la dive socks
$15
la dive all-over print tote
$30
la dive orange tote
$32
la dive cup w/drink
$20
la dive wine key
$8