Food
Please order food from the bar.
- Olives and Pickles (veg) 9
- Kusshi oyster, meyer lemon kosho, celery* 4.50 ea
- Warm sourdough with farmers cheese (veg) 6
- Steak Tartare, anchovy, Tims Potato chips* 16
- Little gem salad with smoked trout, creme friache, shallot 15
- Beecher’s cheddar gougeres with braised greens and nutmeg (veg) 8
- Roasted mussels with calabrian chili, fried garlic and lime 12
- Leek and Bone Marrow Toast 14
- Grilled asparagus, black garlic, toasted hazelnut 16
- English pea soup, fava beans, pork trotter 15
- Potato gnocchi, stinging nettles, grana padano (veg) 23
- Mortadella sandwich, sesame focaccia, pickled pepper relish and mayostard 16
Desserts
- Chocolate mousse with toasted hazelnut and orange (veg) 11
Drinks
Bubbles
- Flama d’or cava brut, catalunya, spain 8
- La Dive Orange/Rosé Pet-Nat, Willamette Valley, Or $14
- Moutard Champagne, Champagne, France $21
Rosé
- Domaine des Clos Maurice ‘Coquette’ Rosé, Saumur, France $13
- Smak Spring Rosé, Walla Walla Valley, WA $13
white
- La Dive white Wine, Yakima Valley, Wa $13
- La Patience Chardonnay, Southern France $14
Orange
- La Dive Orange, Friuli, Italy $13
- Lubanzi Wines Indaba ‘orange is’, Swartland, South Africa 15
Red
- Fondo Bozzole ‘Incantabliss’ DRY Lambrusco (chilled red) $14
- La Dive Red, Veneto, Italy 14
- Swick Pinot Noir, Willamette Valley, Or $15
- Josep i Pau, Synergy Cabernet Sauvignon, Catalunya, Spain $13
Long Day Home Pour
- Long Day Home Pour (red, white, rosé or orange wine filled to the brim) $16
Cocktails
- slushie – I Heart La Dive: Gin, Dry Curacao, Lemon, Red Wine float, garnished with a jello shot 13
- Slushie – Pardon My French: Rum, Cognac, Mint, Lime, Cava Float 13
- Slushie – Parrot Heads In Paradise: Tequila, Apertif, Passionfruit, Lemon 13
- slushie – Morrissey: Rose, Falernum, Honey, Peychaud, Orange Juice, Lime 13
- extremely cold: negroni 13
- Extremely Cold: Gin martini 13
- extremely cold: manhattan 13
- extremely cold: vodka martini 13
Fortified / Oxidized Wine
- cocktail – Adonis: Yzaguirre rojo, Fino Sherry, bitters 12
- Cocktail – Bitter Bamboo: Genziana Fernanda, Yzaguirre Dry, orange bitters 15
- cocktail – Sherry Cobbler: Oloroso Sherry, Rainwater Madeira, Orange Juice, Demerara 13
- cocktail – Vermouth Spritz: Poli Bianco or BroVo Rose, topped with cava 13
- Genziana Fernanda – gentian liqueur 12
- Henriques & Henriques Rainwater Madeira 7
- Henriques & Henriques Sercial 10yr Madeira 15
- Lustau Fino Sherry 8
- Lustau Oloroso Pata de Gallina 12
- Lustau Palo Cortado 11
- Lustau Pedro Ximenez 10
- Pierre Ferrand Pineau Des Charentes 9
Chambongs!
- with champagne $21
- with la dive brut cava $9
- Jello Shot 4
Beer, etc
- bizarre’s kolsch weisse television people (draft) $8
- Stoup ‘Participation Trophy’ IPA (draft) $8
- Yonder Dry Hard Cider (Draft) 12
- Holy Mountain ‘the white lodge’ Belgian style white ale (16 oz) $9
- Holy Mountain ‘black beer’ Can (16oz) 9
- Miller High Life 7oz OR 12oz 3
- Bizarre Porter 11
- Bizarre Pale 8
N/A
- Cascade Water sparkling (28 oz) 9
- rachel’s ginger beer $11
- NA Athletic Lager 5
- Red Bull Sugar Free 5
- Lolo Yuzu Hopped Soda 7
- Mexican Squirt Bottle 4
- Recess Strawberry Rose Soda 7
- Something & Nothing Cucumber Soda 7
late night
Sun-Thurs: 10pm-midnight
Fri and Sat: 11pm- 1:00am
- Spam musubi 6
- Mac salad (veg) 9
- Shoyu Pork 16
- Vadouvan Curry (vegan) 16
Bottle list
sparkling
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Jané Ventura Sparkling ... $42
Cava, SpainThis lovely bubbly is light and pretty! Its bubbles are more robust than, say, a pet nat and it has notes of orange, mandarin, lemon zest, and rose petals with a dry and lively finish!
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Marto ‘Crazy Crazy’ Sparkling Orange, Rheinhessen, Germany... $75
Rheinhessen, GermanyOh boy! This sparking orange will scratch your natural wine itch no matter where it is. With notes of red apple, orange blossom, cardamom, and quince this bad boy will take your palate on a rollercoaster ride.
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La Dive Pet Nat (rosé and orange bubbles)... $56
Willamette Valley, OregonThis naturally fermented gem is both an orange and a rosé and is a collaboration between La Dive and our friends at Chateau Deluxe! It’s super fun and alive with flavors of root vegetables, popped popcorn, and a herbal and savory finish that’s light but complex.
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Philipponnat Champagne... $135
Champagne, FranceIf you’re fancy and you know it lick your lips because we have Champagne, baby! Elegant and decadent bubbles like these are the liquid version of getting a yacht in a divorce. Crisp, slightly bready, full of minerals, and one of a kind, you’ll love this!
white
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Gitton Les Belles Dames... $65
Sancerre, FranceThis fancy french sauvignon blanc is softer than a baby kitten and just as lovable! With notes of white peach, mineral cliffs, bursted breast implant, and a zippy finish to cut through the softness, you won’t want this special wine to end!
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Domaine De La Motte 1er Cru... $95
Burgundy, FranceYou’ll feel like a person of leisure with this one! It is an exquisite Cru level chardonnay with a beautiful, delicate french elegance that reminds you of why we love this grape! This wine is like Cardi-B at a grateful dead concert- it has a lot of body and a surprising amount of acid! With tasty notes of apple, limestone, UNBUTTERED pop-corn kernel, and sourdough toast you’ll want to experience this top notch white!
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Brooks ‘sweet pea’ riesling ... $58
Willamette Valley, OrAs many of us know, riesling can be sweet but can also be bone dry with insanely high acid. This natty Riesling is somewhere in the middle (also known as ‘off dry’). It has fun notes of orange blossom, grapefruit, and a hint of honeycomb on the nose. It’s also very minimal intervention (aka natty) so expect some bottle-to-bottle variation but rest assured you’ll love it every time!
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La Dive Signature White Wine... $48
Yakima Valley, WAGrüner?! I hardly knew her! Ok, that’s the last time I’ll make that joke, I promise. ANYWAY, this is a great, light, bright chuggable white. It’s like a crock pot- the contents are delicious but you don’t have to think too much about it. It has notes of linoleum floor, ripe green apple, and white flowers with a very high acid palate that can cut through the fattiest of food and make love to all the shellfish. You’ll find this local white wine very versatile!
skin contact
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Frank Cornelissen Patagonia Project Rosé... $60
Sicily, ItalyOk, so Frank Cornelissen is considered the godfather of natural wines by many and his wines are usually expensive. However, they tried to partner with a food importer to create a special bottling… blah blah blah… it didn’t work and, the point is, you can get this funky, natty rosé for half of what it would be if it had the original label. You know I love value!
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Christina Rosé... $45
Bergunland, AustriaThis lovely rosé has a beautiful label that matches its beautiful palate. It has lovely acidity and also notes of strawberries, watermelon rind, sea sand, and limestone. You can enjoy this rosé slowly or chug away!
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Mariny + Molly Betz “drink this wine” Orange... $75
Willamette ValleyOh boy! The Marigny wines are already natural wine-famous but this collaboration with bad b***h winemaker Molly Batz is a self proclaimed chugg-a-ble orange and I agree! It tastes like sour gummy peaches, earl gray tea, and angostura bitters! It’s basically a tiki drink in the form of a wine and I’m here for every minute of it! Drink This Wine!
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La Dive Orange,... $48
Friuli, Italyhis wine is like making love to my spouse, there’s lots of skin contact but it’s never really that funky or weird anymore. It’s a weekday sipper for sure with notes of gasoline, florida oranges, miami beach with sunscreen in a thong, and a palate of dark chocolate with burnt orange.
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Ca’Lustra Zanovello Orange... $55
Umbria, ItalyI assumed ‘Ca’Lustra meant ‘the lust’ but it doesn’t and I don’t care but it should mean that. This is a great gateway orange meaning that it’s not overly aromatic and intense but instead sophisticated and well balanced and slightly smoky, with notes of yellow peach, melon and orange zest with a fresh, sapid finish.
red
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Espera Nat Cool Castelão, 1L (chilled)... $58
Alcobaça, PortugalThis is a great natty and airy red (and an extra glass in the bottle to boot!) with light tones, and the wine shows a fresh and floral profile that is delicate yet expressive. It has nuances of strawberries, dried roses and well integrated spices. This is a light-footed, very drinkable chilled red.
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Domaine Victor Sornin Gamay... $48
Beaujolais, FranceThis lovely light bodied red is a classic and versatile treat! Sour cherry, sassafras, bazooka gum, and raspberry notes with an airy finish that somehow still makes you salivate.
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La Dive Red Bottle (1 L)... $60
veneto, italyThis is a full 1L of wine (a big boy, baby!) This fruity and tart red is alive and ready for love with notes of tree bark, brandied rainier cherry, black tea, and a bright sour finish! Chug-a-lug!
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Closerie Du Pelan... $170
Bordeaux, FranceThis wine is like Brad Pitt- it’s really old at this point but I’d love to enjoy it on a satin couch with my best friend. The age of this rich-daddy red has allowed it’s tannins to settle into a soft juicy balance. Your senses will be filled with notes of leather, fig and espresso laid on top of an elegant, medium weighted frame. Yum!
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Alexana ‘Terroir Series’ Pinot Noir,... $65
Willamette Valley, ORThis is a CLASSIC Oregon Pinot Noir with notes of tree bark, plum, mud bathing spa, and a hint of bubblegum. It’s more traditional in style then the other wines on the list so consider this red your go-to crowd pleaser!
after you leave la dive, check out RICH RICH, our sister cocktail bar through the alley